Colorado Teachers,
Today marks the official recognition of Christopher Columbus
and his lasting gift to American culture.
In the past we have presented school children the story of the
courageous Italian explorer who discovered America in 1492 when he sailed the
ocean blue for the king and queen of Spain.
Typically the American public school curriculum presented
Columbus as the hero who proved the world was round and discovered a land full
of “people” in need of Western culture.
After the land full of “people” finally accepted the superiority of
Western culture, Columbus was glorified in America and this led to OUR national
Holiday. A day when every American child in the country celebrated the
courageous white man from Europe (Columbus) who proved the world was round,
discovered America, and gifted Western culture to the “people.”
However, due to America hating revisionist historians, OUR
founder and cultural provider has been denigrated to the point that some
educators are calling for providing “balance,” “sensitivity,” and “perspective”
when teaching about our purveyor of Western culture. Some of these America hating types have even
suggested that the young children in elementary grades be presented with this revisionist
nonsense. They want OUR hero presented
as an “invader,” “exploiter,” and even a “genocider.”
Some of the America hating revisionists have even called for
an end to OUR national holiday. Instead
of Columbus Day, they (America hating revisionists) want to forcibly install
something called Indigenous Peoples’ Day.
At first WE (America loving preservationists) were dismayed
and planned to protest this America hating attempt to dismantle OUR holiday and
order that all children in Colorado be taught the truth. However, after careful thought, we have
decided to demand that all teachers in Colorado fully embrace Indigenous
Peoples’ Day. After all, this is simply
just a day to celebrate real Americans—those of us that were born in America
that embrace the gift of Western Culture.
Remind students that on that October day in 1492 (after
sailing the ocean blue) Christopher Columbus established the permanent
residency of all courageous Europeans. Extol the children about today’s
descendants—America loving preservationists.
Celebrate US —the true Indigenous People of America.
Sincerely,
Colorado Board of Education
(America loving preservationists)
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